CONVERSATION BETWEEN ALLEN AND ALYCIA THIS VERY AFTERNOON
Thump, . . . thump,

"Allen, was that your chilli talking or am I imagining things?" said Alycia. "Ha- Ha very funny. It is probably just a minor seismic tremor, we do live on a fault line you know." responded Allen

Thump. . . . thump.

"So are these tumor things usually so regular?" questioned Alycia, beginning to feel the naggings of concern in the back of her brain. "Um, that's tremor things and yes, I'm a scientist after all." stated Allen nonchalantly. "Allen, you catch animals for a living." chided Alycia

Thump. . . thump.

"Allen I think it's getting louder, what is it? wait look at your water it's rippling, just like in Jurassic park, you know right before the girl panicked and their car was ripped to shreds. You don't think it's a t-rex come to reak it's vengence on us because of your dangerous experimentation on the poor non-game birds who just happen to be his very distant cousins do you?" Alycia asked accusingly.

"What do you mean dangerous experimentaion I've explained this to you hundreds of times. All we do is clip the wings from migratory species of songbirds and implant them on. . . " Allen was going to say ferile cats, but he didn't get the chance. At that very moment, standing right above them was a terrifying sentinel of disaster. It was clear now what the thundering steps meant. As they gazed up they saw a Fiery Debacler. That's not an insult that is actually what it is called. I didn't know what it was either so I had to look it up, and there was no certain definition but the general idea I got from the various root words and such was that this was a calamity in the making.

Allen and Alycia ran but were not fast enough. The Debacler caught them with her mighty paws which were covered in what looked like peanut butter and jelly. and wrapped them up in a big bear hug. "This is how it ends Allen I just know it, I've heard that this is how she suffocates her victims. If I don't get another chance to say it,. . . .I really . . . loved you." gasped Alycia, using her dying breath to indicate her undying love. Allen gave her a funny look, "Alycia, you can breath now, she put us down." Allen was trying to wipe the sticky mess off his clothes with little success. "It looks like she's been sidetracked by some building blocks in the corner. Sheesh" Alycia looked around and likewise dusted herself off, "It's lucky I left those out this morning or we might have been toast. I will never clean the house again."
And for those of you who read this please understand that everything I do is supposed to be funny, it might not be because well, I just might not be funny, but that really is the only reason for these things.