So our amazing child has, once again surpised her unwitting parents. Ethnie has effectively potty trained herself. I asked her how she did it and she answered, "It was simple really mother, I know that I frequently urinate after I drink my artificially flavored apple beverage. I therefore decided to conduct a highly scientific experiment to determine the span of time it takes my body to process the fluids before expulsion. I concluded that my body needed precisely two minutes, and thirty nine seconds from the moment I imbibe my drink until the time when I, to use infantile phraseology, "pee-pee." After that I merely carried a stop watch with me at all times and ensured that I was near the lavatory when the moment would arise. You see, nothing to it." Well, that is more or less what she said, and hey who am I to argue with science?
3 years ago
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We need one of those science lessons at our house PLEASE! For crying out loud if you have to go just run to the potty. Can it really be that hard! I will read this to Brooklyn and maybe it will make more sense to her.
WOW!!! She can talk huh? That's great that she did that all on her own.. Very cute. I wish my sister could get this done with my little niece. It's time to potty train her also.
HAHA!! Very well written my friend. Ethnie needs to have a chat with Nicci. She was so close and then BAM! She kept asking for diapers and wouldn't even go IN the bathroom. Lazy girl. oh well, maybe next time. :)
That somthine I am not looking forward to!..lol Boys seem like they would be so much harder!
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