Things I've learned as a mother

1- I don't know anything about being a mother.
2- There's no one right way of doing things.
3- Teaching children to choose is more important than having children with matching clothes.
4- Sitting in time out only works as long as the kid isn't screaming, otherwise it's worse for me.
5- Children remember and parrot EVERYTHING!
6- There is nothing better than a hug or an "I Love you" from your kids.
7- Clutter follows children like a puppy dog.
8- Peanut butter and Jelly can in fact comprise and entire meal. the food groups are all there!
9- Breaking the sound barrier was not that big of a deal, they do it all the time.
10- Dogs love barbies feet.