Our Budding Geniuses

Our little Ethnie is quite talented. She has recently taken up the piano, (see photo). You will notice the natural flare she has for music. I assure you that she approaches each piece with the same gusto that she has shown with this. It is a proud moment for a mother to realize that she has given birth to genius. Don't worry, I'm sure that your children all have their own mundane gifts that they will achieve some form of mediocrity in. te-he-he. In figure 2 I have shown that my little Einstein has also begun using the toilet. I know, the wonders of an extraordinary child never cease to amaze, donations to the future rocket scientist brain surgeon can be made directly payable to Alycia Calvert. We accept, cash, credit, debit, check, paypal, and chucky cheese tokens. Not to be outdone, Emma has also shown quite an interest in the fashion industry. She created this stunning ensemble completely out of camel hair she found in the wilds of Texas. She spent three grueling months trekking through the forests of New England on her way to the Grand Ole' Opry. I can't say much for her sense of direction her perserverance is astounding. There she worked tirelessly stitching the magnificent duds you see here. I am not saying that any of these acheivements come from the spectacular parenting that may have come from our direction, although I will not deny that may have played a small factor, they are just miraculously talented girls.